CHEVROLET:
cracked.heads.every.valve.rattles.oil.leaks.every.time
PONTIAC:
poor.ol'.nigger.thinks.it's.a.cadillac
GTO:
get'yer.tools.out
AND TO ALL MY DODGES:
da**ed.ol'.dodges.get.even
HEY YOU FORD FANS GUESS WHAT IT MEANS?!?!:
found.on.road.dead
fix.or.repair.daily.
fix.or.rebuild.daily.
flip.over.read.directions.
fu*kin.ol'.rebuilt.dodge.
flip.over.repair.daily.
frontier's.old.rebuilt.donkey
fu**ed.over.redone.dodge
for.only.retarded.drivers
AND
BACKWARDS: